H.P. Lovecraft does the Brady Bunch

 More ChatGPT madness.  Here is what it gave me when I asked it to rewrite the Brady Bunch theme song in the style of H.P. Lovecraft:

The Brady Bunch theme tune in the style of H.P. Lovecraft would be a dark and eerie composition, evoking the sense of cosmic dread and madness that are common themes in Lovecraft's writing. The melody would be slow and ominous, with a sense of foreboding and impending doom. The lyrics might include references to ancient and unknowable beings, as well as the corruption and decay of the human mind in the face of the universe's horrors.

 Verse 1:

 In the land of the Brady Bunch,

Where the air is musty and stale,

Lurks a darkness, deep and ancient,

That no mortal can avail.

 Chorus:

 In the house of the Brady Bunch,

Where the laughter once did ring,

Now there dwells a creeping terror,

That will make your heart take wing.

 Verse 2:

 In the hearts of the Brady Bunch,

Where once joy did reign,

Now there grows a creeping madness,

As they stare into the void.

 Chorus:

 In the home of the Brady Bunch,

Where the family once did thrive,

Now there reigns a lurking horror,

That will steal their peace of mind.

 Bridge:

 As the stars align in cosmic fury,

And the gates of chaos open wide,

The Brady Bunch will face their doom,

As they confront the Great Old Ones.

 Chorus:

 In the world of the Brady Bunch,

Where the sun has lost its glow,

Now there reigns a creeping horror,

As they face the Great Old Ones.